to tune of: 'We Three Kings'

We Three Spivs of Albert Square (Manchester version)

We Three Spivs of Albert Square
Selling braces tuppence a pair
Old men's ????, black shoe laces
All for tuppence a pair.


We Three Kings of Leicester Square
courtesy of Shelagh of  South Yorkshire

We three kings of Leicester Square
Selling women's underwear
No elastic, quite fantastic
Not very safe to wear!!


We three Kings of Leicester Square
courtesy of Chloe Donovan - California, USA

We three kings of Leicester Square
Selling knickers tuppence a pair
They're fantastic, no elastic
Buy your granny a pair

Ooh star of wonder star of light,
Charlie caught his pants a light,
Westward leading through the ceiling,
Guide us to thy traffic light!



We three Kings of Leicester Square
courtesy of Glenn - Seattle, USA

We three kings of Leicester Square
Trying to sell cheap underwear
So fantastic, no elastic
Very unsafe to wear

Oh, star of wonder, star of light,
Someone set my pants alight,
Westward leading through the ceiling,
Guide us to the traffic lights



We the Beatles of Liverpool Are (Liverpool version)

courtesy of Glenn - Seattle, USA

We the Beatles of Liverpool are,
One in a tractor, one in a car,
One on a scooter, beeping his hooter,
Following Ringo Starr